About

Camel Calculator is a small independent quiz site with one job: a fast, funny, transparent camel quiz.

We built the version of the joke we wanted to exist — one that scores your humor, creativity, kindness, hobbies, teamwork, talents, and charm instead of your appearance; publishes its exact formula; gives the same score for the same answers; and never asks you to sign up, download anything, or hand over personal data.

The quiz, the artwork, the questions, and the scoring are all original to this site. The result is fictional entertainment: it doesn't measure anyone's real worth and doesn't represent any real cultural, religious, or historical practice.

Questions, corrections, or a result you dispute on comedic grounds? Contact us.